We Can’t Stand Male Models

It's fashion week in New York, a fact that only means one thing to gay porn bloggers like ourselves: male models. Those bastards with their perfectly symmetrical faces and taut, sculpted bodies. We hate every one of them.

Yeah, that's right, male models. Just because you're beautiful—like, really beautiful…the platonic frickin ideal of beautiful—doesn't mean that we have to like you. We hate you. Look at you, walking around, promoting unattainable standards of physical beauty and engendering feelings of inadequacy in your genetically inferior brethren. Hanging out with celebrities back stage at fashion shows and wearing amazing, almost laughably expensive clothing. We hate you so much that we're going to spend the next couple of hours staring at these behind-the-scenes photos from New York fashion week and seething with rage. So take that! And shove it up your butt. Repeatedly. Now more slowly, but this time we want you to look right at the camera and moan a little bit. Just a little bit. That's right…excellent.

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