If You Think This Dick Is Amazing, Wait Until You See The Face Behind It

September 14, 2010
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Given our thinly veiled obsession with male models, you'd think that we'd want to see more of them in gay porn. But why would we want that when we've got incredibly hung, stunningly beautiful boys like Bel Ami's Andre Boleyn?

You might wonder why a kid with a face like this doesn't pack his bags, find his way to New York and make a go for it in fashion. He's certainly got the look-thin, athletic, big beautiful eyes and sharply sculpted features. But then again, modeling doesn't pay that well. You're more likely to get reimbursed in free clothes and hors d'oeuvres than, you know, actual money. Also, this dude is either a standard, model 6'1 or 6'2 and possessed of a meaty, 13-inch cock, or he's pretty short and has a more normal-sized (but still huge) dick that looks extra large on his tiny frame. We wouldn't quibble either way. Clearly, this man has found the perfect line of work.