Cristiano Ronaldo Continues To Whore Out His Muscular Torso

Cristiano! You slutty little McSlut-Muffin—you'll just strip off your shirt and strut around in erotic slow motion for any old brand, won't you? In case you care: this time he's hawking Time Force watches. But you don't care.

We've watched this clip a million times and, with the exception of a few conspicuously watch-centered shots, we don't know what this has to do with selling timepieces. Here's what we do know (and what advertisers have figured out): Ronaldo's perfectly-sculpted, naked torso is like an expensive gray suit or a little black dress—it looks good with everything.

· Cristiano Ronaldo Shirtless (New Pictures and Video) (zimbio.com)