A Step-By-Step Guide To Getting Colby Keller To Sit On Your Dick

October 18, 2010
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Sure he's gorgeous, intelligent, sexy, and way cooler than you, but that doesn't mean that you can't get hipster pornstar stud Colby Keller to sit on your dick. Hell, anybody can do it. Let us show you how.

We all know that Colby Keller is a rapacious bottom, but now it looks like he wants to sit on everybody's dick. At the same time. Colby teamed up with his buddy and illustrator J. Bone to create pretty much the best thing ever-a penis hugging Colby Keller paper doll. Now you can have the boyfriendable pornstar all to yourself. Click to check out the full-size image or head over to Colby's Big Shoe Diaries blog for a print-ready version of the doll. Remember, the safety word is "papercut! Ouch! Papercut! God damn it!"