Male Model Monty Mariano Is Naked, Perfect

October 21, 2010
CALAMITOUS

Photographer Joseph Bleu took these shots of a nude Monty Mariano pretty much just for funsies, and we have to say, this guy may be the most perfect physical specimen we have ever seen.

Now, just to get this out of the way: no, there is no such thing as the perfect person. Human beauty is far to diverse and subjective to be organized along of scale that goes from 1 to platonic ideal. That being said, holy fuck this guy is perfect. From his razor sharp cheekbones to his tight-as-a-snare-drum ass, he is pretty much the ideal of the beautiful, coffee-colored boy. Even the birthmark on his left shoulder comes off as an intentional imperfection, like God signing a piece of art. We bet this guy is a total asshole. Or really short. Or something. We hope.