Our Beloved Spartacus Gets An Extreme Makeover

This week's "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" culminated in a bloodbath so intense it makes The Passion of the Christ look like The Care Bears Movie. But we'd rather talk about Crixus' sexy new makeover. Meeeeow!

Crixus the Gaul has been our long-tressed scruffy manhunk the entire series. He fulfilled our fantasies of the brooding, tortured soul we want to have deep fuck us like a grunting animal, then cuddle us in his muscled arms. The clip below shows Crixus as grungy rock star, as Lucretia orders him to clean himself up. While removing his subligaria (again), we get a glimpse of bushy pubes so close-up, we could practically smell the musk.

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· "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" (starz.com)