The Jock, the Crotch, the… Crochet Gasmask?

In the Dept. of Sexy Artsy WTF?, we have a twink in a jock and crochet gasmask. There must be some rhyme or reason why he's wearing a—can we even say it again?—crochet gasmask. Maybe he's protecting his lungs from inhaling bad needlework. Maybe he was playing a sport that required hand-stitched headgear? Maybe he's got a chilled martini in the filter that he's nursing through a sippy straw.

This masked stranger reminds us of the masked stranger who fucks Kurt Marshall in The Other Side of Aspen II. Perhaps it's an Easter gift from a cozy grandmother over at www.maskurbate.com. Whatever the reason, we're sure this guy is ready to play ball, and feel safe from all homespun, handmade toxins that can't filter through yarn.

· Crotched Gas Masks, April 2011 (mumblefuck.tumblr.com)
· Artist Nathan Vincent (nathanvincent.com)