Now This Is How You Do the Splits

Whenever you go out to a gay gathering there is always some queen who gets drunk and tries to show off her dance moves and does the splits and thinks she's god's gift to bottoms. No, this guy is god's gift to bottoms. Not only is he doing the splits, he's doing the splits and getting hammered at the same time! Next time tell the drunk queen to attempt this, and then maybe you'll applaud. Well, only get him to volunteer if he's as hot as these two. If not, just read her to filth and walk away.

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