Sexy as Hell Body, Meet Tragic Hair

May 16, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Kristain James is one sexy twink, with a lithe, smooth body that'd we'd love to feel up for days. Every inch looks yummy, and we want to start from the feet and go all the way up to—Yikes! That hair! This is how a hairdo turns into a hairdon't.

Certainly with that long, luxurious hair, Kristain could have done something sexier than a mullet with a questionable dye job. He has the type of hair that normally we'd love to run our fingers through, if we weren't afraid they'd be superglued to his head curtesy of all that gel. The soul patch beneath his lower lip doesn't much help. Maybe he time traveled from 90s porn?

May the big-wigs at Next Door Studios send Kristain to the barber shop ASAP, then back in front of the cameras. We want to see more of him, with a little off the top.