How Far-a Before Vaara Gets It Up the Bum?

Alex Vaara seems like a regular college dude, chillin on a black leather sofa in his boxer shorts, waiting for his girl to drop by. We suspect that he's really yearning to give up that ass for hot man love. How can we be sure? Let's turn to our Bottom Countdown and find out. (Click "Expand" in the lower right of the photo for the full view.)

• Hangs out in baggy, unsexy, Kmart-style boxer shorts : -10
• Spreads those legs wide as an ocean: +20

· Alex Vaara Busts a Nut (collegedudes.com)

• Stays in the same unfeeling, disinterested position: -9
• Decided the first thing he'll show is his purty pink hole: +30

• Stays stuck with one arm wrapped behind the sofa, as if saying "Yo, bro.": -11
• Wait. Do we see highlights?: +8

• Barely budges from position. No bottom stays put for so long.: -7
• OMG! Those are highlights! Mary!: +9

• He never smiles. Straight men don't show emotion: -11
• He looks us dead in the eye, unblinking while displaying that delectable rosebud:
• +11

The Verdict: Now he's fingering himself. While he may not be willing to be a pass around power party bottom, Alex isn't adverse to a little butt love. He may play act the top in his next scene, but chances are that booty will be banged with a whole lotta dick.