Why is Blondie Making Such a Face?

If Gage is going to play the typical blond bottom, why is he making such a displeased expression? Surely he knows he must look to the heavens in pure sexual bliss at having Jake's lovely member rubbing his prostate. So, what gives?

Gage is clearly thinking about Jake's insane tattoo, drawn by a preschooler. While some body ink is body art, this bright red flaming hydra would even make Logan McCree recoil in horror. Whoever Leanna is—which we think is scrawled on his chest— girl better be worth spending hours in a Tijuana tattoo parlor to create this thorn bush as interpreted by a tenth rate Picasso. Thankfully, his fit body and jockboi looks make up for the fiery faux pas, as does his thick, suckable cock. A cute face can do wonders to remedy a youthful indiscretion.

· Gage and Jake (activeduty.com)