Mythical Beings Will Fuck you Long and Deep

July 14, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

We mean literally. Hard and deep by dragons, sea monsters, werewolves and other creatures usually reserved for nightmares, but now are gay and available as extremely creative dildos. Come explore the wild world of fantasy dildos for the sexually, er, adventurous.

Bad-Dragon.com offers up a colorful array of toys, of several shapes and sizes, which, according to the site, are "particularly of the naughty kind - for people who want to indulge in fantasies of their favourite species either in private, or with others." For all you guys cringing and thinking, "Eeew, bestiality!" Relax. It's just a whimsical rubber toy of a Dragon's erect cock, not actually Puff or Elliot.

For some, there's undoubtedly an "ick" factor. For others, a photo of a doberman with a chiseled humanoid body and monster dick will fulfill some heavy Minotaur-like fantasy. Choose a dildo replica of your favorite manbeast, and you could pretend your living in the alternative homosex version of "Dragonheart."