The Horniest Damn Underwear Ad We’ve Ever Seen

And we've seen a helluva ton of 'em. This one, however, called "The Tao of Steve," is deliciously subversive, almost unassuming in its simplicity. For as Steve strikes a pose in a series of plain white undies, he mercilessly teases us with a crystal clear outline that sends our hormones spinning.

FantasticsMag.com, saucy home of this photo spread, has had several sexy underwear (and even footwear) shoots before, but none as eye popping as this undergarment love letter by photog Lindsay Lozon with model Stephen Shaw. We swear that bugle is in 3D because we keep reaching out to grab it. Underwear spreads can't get around displaying what the model's packing, but rarely do they outline the promised land so cleanly. If that package hasn't impressed you, Steve's stunning face and equine torso will make you reach a Buddhist state of meditative bliss.

Check out the second photo in the gallery. This hunk's manhood is so impressive, it's shoving over the the faux-poetic copy. We approve of Steve's editorial methods.

· The Tao of Steve by Lindsay Lozon (homotrophy.com)