Pervy ’80s Workouts Keep Our Main Muscle Fit

Gotta love the '80s, with feathered hair, furry chests, skimpy short shorts and knee-high tube socks. This series of kama sutra videos cleverly hidden as workout routines probably helped many a female Reaganite find their Oh, Gee-spot, and lead to many jerk-offs from members of ACT UP!

We've gotta thank the guys over at Queerclick.com for finding the first video above, but where there's one, there's more. Lo and behold, it's a sexy series of full body "workouts" that require the flexibility of Adam Killian and the stamina of a horse racing super bottom. The woman narrating is so classy and breathless, she must be sipping champagne in nothing but her pearls, a dildo up her girl-parts and The Rabbit up her rear. The camerawork makes sure you get every movement down, especially from the butt and crotch angle, which coincidentally is all we ever look at while at the gym. So sit back, learn how to stretch '80s style, and as the great Olivia sang, let's get physical!

· Porn Break: Workout for Waist—80s Style (queerclick.com)