We’ll Jerk-Off in this Winter Wonderland

December 2, 2011
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

Oh, the weather outside is frightful. In here, it's real delightful! As the winter descends and the snow starts falling, here are some ideas on how you can stay warmjacking off with your own hunky Jack Frost.

Huddle Together
Our snow men above have the right idea. Why do silly things like wear warm clothes? Naked body heat turns up the temp better than thermals. Surely in the Scouts you learned the cure for hypothermia: strip and get into the sleeping bag with your buddy. We're not joking!

Wrassle in an Assless Singlet
Warm up with a bud by rolling around with a good ol' wrestling match. With your ass showing and sweating, your buddy won't be able to resist fucking you long and deep. See, you're already getting hot.

Snuggle Between Someone's Legs
With the crotch being one of the warmest places on the human body, bury yourself right between some hottie's hot thighs. While down there, rub your hands together or on him. Frosty in the snow white tighties is offering an open invitation to experience nature's space heater.