Is This Fucking Position As Hazzardous As It Looks?

Yes, there's a real name for this position. But considering the scenario is at a proctologist's office, there's gotta to be a new creative name for it. Also considering it stars tattooed sexstud Johnny Hazzard, trying it out looks like perilous orgasmic heaven. What to call it?

The top, Harley Everett, better have biceps of steel to hold an entire slab of muscle steady on his cock, working all that weight up and down on his shaft. This is a workout we'd like to try with our own hunkalicious personal trainer. We doubt the queens at Crunch will mind. They'd all probably join along. Hell, let's make weight lifting sex positions a group class. We can burn as much calories as spinning with a more satisfying sweaty finish.

The scene, over at UKNakedMen.com, features several sexy contortions, like when lil' Johnny finds himself falling backwards off the doctor's bench while getting a heated handjob. What would the sexual medical books call that?

So...1, 2, 3... name that position!

· Proctologist (uknakedmen.com)