Oh Hai, Liev Schreiber’s Beefy Buttcrack!

We've always imagined actor Liev Schreiber as off-beat handsome in a cuddly daddybear way. We never imagined we'd get such a good look at the Wolverine actor's buttcrack. Never mind that it's through black undies. Those briefs are clinging to his beefy cheeks tighter than a virgin hole around a prodding cock.

These photos were taken while Liev was out surfing the Los Angeles beaches with pal Simon Baker of "The Mentalist." We admit that Liev's ass on any other guy may not crack our rubbernecks so swiftly. But being celebrity whores, we would go to town pleasing every last inch of what's between and below those bulbous pillows. Of course, he'd have to ditch Naomi Watts. She pretty and all that but we ain't got no bidness with her!

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