Browse Through A Joyful Gay Sex Position Bible

March 26, 2012
CEDRIC-DEWITTISON

According to the history of books on sex positions, fucking is such a "joy." There's the classic hetero version "The Joy of Sex." Now the Bel Ami boys are teaching us there's a world beyond doggie and missionary in "69 Positions of Joyful Gay Sex." Oh, joy to the world, the lord hath cum!

Why "joyful"? Why not "hot," "steamy," "unforgettable," "ball-busting?" It's joyful, like a bird chirping in the breeze, the sunlight bursting between the clouds, a rainbow arching over a pastoral field of emerald green. It's joyful, like a church choir singing "Hosannah!" We suppose we do smile at seeing Dolph Lambert and Kris Evans take us through 69 variations to keep our cock hard and our partner aroused. It's one of those beautifully packaged Bruno Gmunder coffee table books -- the type you see in gay bookstores the world over but never ever ever on any person's coffee table in an actual living room.

But if we walked into a trick's bedroom and found this book on the nightstand, you bet we'd be flipping through it for some randy inspiration. We'll raise our voices to that ode to joy.