This Easter Booty Lays Golden Eggs

Go home, Cadbury Bunny! Your choco-yolky eggs and your rabbit bawk-bawk-bawking always freaked us out anywho. We've now got a more adult alternative for our Easter egg laying pleasure. This year, pornstar Skye Woods is loosening his rear ring muscle to lay Golden Eggs for us. Watch as he pops one right out!

Photog provocateur Justin Monroe took this series of festive springtime photos. If only there were a video to see if Bunny Skye really did squeeze an egg out of his ass. Is it live, or is it Photoshop? The kinky details make this spread better than anything created by Hallmark. The pink gardening gloves. The shredded nest on the bed. The red fishnets. Kudos to the shot of the egg flying out midair. We love the one of Bunny Skye about to crouch back up to sit on his babies.

We'd gladly help Bunny Skye incubate anytime. (Errrrr...that doesn't sound as hot as we thought it would.)

· A GIFT FROM THE "EASTER BUNNY" & JUSTIN MONROE (monroe-land.com)