A Dickdoodle A Day Keeps Blueballs Away

But the balls might be red and yellow and green and brown and scarlet and black and ochre and peach. Thanks to dickdoodles, classic phallus worship meets clever pop culture references. If you're a dude who sees penis everywhere you go, like a Looney Tunes character on a deserted island hallucinating a turkey dinner, then dickdoodles are for you!

Dickdoodles are the brainchild of a Richard (Dick?) Winkler. Every day he scribbles out a new cock gussied up in sassy character drag and punny names. He goes from classic art (The Bonna Lisa) to kid's animation (Spongebob Squareballs). Some of the puns are absolute groaners: Abraham Dincoln. Ummmmm.... is that even a pun? Regardless, Winkler's got an endless imagination when it comes to envisioning Technicolor penis in the world's most recognizable icons. We don't know if he's straight or gay, but we give major thumbs up to any man who's got such eternal dick on the brain.

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