When in Doubt, Prison-Themed Underwear!

Some days, ain't nuttin' going on in the world of porn and manflesh. Then like a raging hard-on breaking through a sea of flaccid cocks, we get an email featuring naked hunks posing in kinky prison-flavored underwear. It's like our wildest J.C. Penney catalog fantasies coming true!

The trendsetters over at Timoteo have released an underwear line called Cellblock13, described as "made from spandex mesh and nylon fabrics in sinisterly dark shades of navy, black and red." Wow. "Sinisterly dark." You wouldn't want to run into a man wearing this in a dark alley. (Or would you?)

There's also "a custom designed waistband that boldly emphasizes the brief's rawness" (emphasis theirs). Apparently, just feeling that elastic around your 0% body fat waist gives the sensation of all your prison rape dreams coming true.

Anyway, the jocks and briefs are certain to drop the jaws of whichever trick pulls down your pants. Cellblock 13 has our lucky number!

· Purchase at Cellblock13.net