Mamma Mia! Dominic Cooper Is Half Naked!

Earlier this week, Mamma Mia star Dominic Cooper was photographed poolside while on vacation with a wet rat his girlfriend, and yes—he still looks absolutely perfect. We knew he had a nice set of pipes on him, but it's good to see he's got a tight bod and killer bulge to match.

Check out the photos from this voyeur's dream striptease. He arrives fully clothed and starts shedding layers until he gets down to some gratuitous, soaking wet swim trunks. We're loving the perfectly maintained scruff, and his serious manscaping skills. Michelangelo couldn't make a body look this proportionate—it should be illegal the way he flaunts these goods in front of his fellow (unappreciative) female pool-goers.

Woof, Dominic! You're a vision. A Gaynglophile's wet dream.

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