The Tighter The Twink, The Sweeter The Fruit

Good news for anyone that's ever picked up a bag of pre-packaged bananas from the local grocery store only to find out, once you get home, that several of the tasty fruits aren't even ripe yet. Ugh! The best way to quickly ripen bananas at home isn't that nifty banana hammock on QVC—you can actually insert them into an anal cavity to speed up the process.

As if Johnny here wasn't fruity enough, the young lad wanted two bananas at once, which is probably why he ended up slipping one up the back door. Good thing he remembered to protect the banana first with a condom—an ass full of fruit flies is something nobody should experience.

You tell us: HOT or NOT? Would you eat this fruit salad?

Fruit and Fantasy: The banana as metaphor….