Australian Ass That Shakes Like Jelly

The first time we heard of Australian superstar gogo boy Wil Sabin was this morning, but it only took us two minutes to  fall in love with him. The scruffy lad from Down Under just released a new music video for his original song, "Porno Star," and it's everything you've wanted a three-minute softcore montage to be. Make sure you're alone when you watch—he makes Andrew Christian and Cazwell videos look like Disney flicks.

You like paint? They're covered in it. You like wet men? They're soaking.

Part Xtube, part Flashdance, this greatest moments of this video are spent watching a luscious Aussie ass shake like a fucking flag caught in the wind, a bowl full of jelly and a shakeweight caught in a blender.

Forget tim-tams and Matthew Mitcham—Will Sabin is now Australia's greatest export.

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