Every First Date Should Look Like This

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And let's face it, a lot of them do. No sooner have you spotted that special someone on the dance floor or your mobile sex app of choice than one of y'all's got your face pressed against the other's ass. In this case, that ass belongs to user Andredogao06's ex-boyfriend, whom he eats out of house and home before royally fucking over. Pretty much par for the course on a first date.

This Brazilian bombshell also has his own amateur porn tumblr in Portuguese. From what we can gather, it's pretty smokin. We've got a feeling he's been on a lot of first dates, and that most of them ended like this one.

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