We’ll Have What He’s Wearing

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Tis the season for online shopping, and we've found just what we've been looking for. Okay, yes, we are officially and totally obsessed with user Madx9. He is everything. And whatever this hooded-scarf-pashmina thing is that he's wearing in his latest video, we need it. Seriously, the one he is wearing. Covered in lube and sweat and Madx9 goodness—we could breathe it in, roll around in it, wear it under all our clothes and never want for anything, ever again.

Except...maybe a cumshot from our new online boyfriend. We're starting to wonder if it's us. Are we doing something wrong? Could we be doing something better? He's probably just playing hard to get. And it's working...we're always left begging for more. At least if we had his hooded-scarf-pashmina thingie we'd have something to keep us warm at night. Alright, that's it—we're sending in the flying monkeys.

on the bench (xtube)

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