Can We Sit In This Dude’s Lap Instead Of Santa’s?

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Screw the potbelly and the white beard, we'd much rather climb aboard this hung Italian jock and ask to play with his ripped body for hours like it was a new toy on Christmas morning.

User Thenun83 is the latest object of our devout muscle worship, and henceforth everyday shall be Thenun83 Day—we don't need a special holiday to celebrate his smooth abs and pecs, his bulging guns, his beautiful peen.

Plus, we prefer man-nog to egg-nog, no contest.

another squirt on my chest... (xtube)

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