How To Succeed On eBay Without Even Trying To Show Off Your Boobs Because They’re So Huge Anyway

Hello there, mysterious headless eBay lady who goes by the handle chantelley1981. We're very happy to see that you have an impressive 99.3% positive feedback rating from your satisfied customers, though we have to admit that figure strikes us as a little high: do you mean to tell us that you've sold all that clothing and not once has anyone complained that the top you sent them was all stretched out in the chest area? (Or wait—maybe that's where that 0.7% negative feedback came from. Some people are just too picky.) (eBay - thanks Lucas)