The Ballad Of Crystal And Jack, Or “The Longest Amateur Sex Tape Ever”

Ah, youth! The only problem with it, as they say, is that it's wasted on young horny people with nothing better to do than hang out around the house all day drinking, smoking and having sex. Take Crystal and Jack, or "Baby" and "Baby" as they usually refer to each other. They're just two crazy kids in love, and you will get to know more about them than you could have ever possibly hoped to in this 11-part video epic. Watch them cook dinner! Watch them drive around in their car! Listen to them talk! (Oh boy, do they talk.) And occasionally--in between long soliloquies about "the Houdini" and "skull dragging," whatever those things mean--they also have sex. It may not sound like it's worth sitting through a couple hours of footage for just a few amateur sex scenes, but these two chatterboxes are oddly compelling. Hypnotic, even. (Or maybe we're just entranced by Crystal's frequently exposed breasts, which you don't even have to turn up the volume for to appreciate.)

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(Note: The full saga is below, with highlights of actual sex helpfully annotated by Intern Eve. Even we couldn't sit through the whole thing.)

See: minute 2:30-5:20

See: minute 7:30-8:20

See: minute 6:45-8:20

See: minute 7:30-8:30

See: minute 0:00-1:50

See: minute 5:00-6:00

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