A Night For Anal All-Stars

If we seem a little sluggish today, we apologize. You see we were up really late last night watching that never-ending All-Star contest. It was a thrilling affair filled with drama, crowd-pleasing antics, and some exciting scores. Yes, there was some sloppy play at times, but both the pitching and catching were extraordinary and even though the balls were coming in hard and tight those talented big leaguers sure knew how to handle them. Those four-hour sessions can get pretty dull sometimes, but what we saw last night was a true mid-summer classic. Heck, we might even watch it again tonight!

What's that? There was a baseball game on too? Well, how about that?

·Bad Seed's Anal All Stars, Volume 2 (adameve.com)