In a more perfect world--or at least one more populated by people who like to throw on a feather boa or cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hat and pretend they're a stripper and/or hustler--every weekend would feature a Strippers and Hustlers Ball somewhere. But for the time being we'll all just have to settle for the one being held in Las Vegas this coming Labor Day. Feather boas and cheesy fur-trimmed pimp hats optional, but highly encouraged. (xbiz.com; more @ strippersandhustlersball.com)