Balls Deep: “Sea Creatures”

Like the Elves, we long for the Sea, and it beckons us, achingly, to our fate. Also, people fuck in it. Lucy Lee, Claudia Rossi, Vanesse May, and Sofia Valentine might be awkward with their English, but they are not with each other, and once they go seafaring their inhibitions drop faster than their accents in this series of boat-based vignettes.

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You know, if you've got a boat floating around the Mediterranean and there are taut Eurohotties on it, that's your movie right there. But "Sea Creatures," while based mostly on a boat, also ventures to a secluded beach where the following transpires:

"Darling explain to her What Is Swinger."

"When the couple meet the other girl - like you - and they make sex."

...goes the tease in this delightful seaside date rape scene.

After refusing to buy this kayaker's oranges, our heroine makes the sex with him. It is only logical, as he was selling the oranges for 20 euros and they looked horrible.

Unlike the Pam and Tommy Lee nautical sex tape, this is fun to watch, though the viewer feels vicariously sunburned, remembering his or her own attempts to fuck on a boat in the broad daylight.

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