Meggan Malone: The Vagina, The Niche, And The (Lack of) Wardrobe

The closest Meggan Malone comes to Lord Aslan in Homegrown Video's "The Chronicals {sic} of Hornia {not-sic}" is mentioning in her pre-flight interview that she just acquired "a baby kitten." And the only Christian allegory that can be found in this video featuring the then-future Vivid contract girl are--well, there are no Christian allegories. What a goddamn gyp. I expect all my porn to somehow relate to the crucifixion.

But one thing is chillingly certain: Meggan Malone looks a lot like "Harry Potter"'s Emma Watson. It is uncanny. In the mingled wallpaper/upholstery patterns of the hotel room in which the gangly 19-year-old Malone masturbates for the camera, the viewer comes really close to Apparating.

It is the wallpaper and upholstery, mingling with the olive-complected Malone, that make this solo masturbation sequence seem like Richard Kern suddenly took up oil painting.

So even if you don't get your fill of C.S. Lewis, you'll get a little J.K. Rowling by way of R. Kern.

· Homegrown Video (homegrownvideo.com)
· Buy "The Chronicals of Hornia" (gamelink.com)