Have things gotten dull and boring in the bedroom? Are you looking for a way to spice things up? If booking a night at a fancy hotel is a bit out of your budget and having a threeway seems a little too risky, you could always play it cheap and safe and pick up one of those cute little sex books that promise to ramp up the heat in your sex life. You know, like the ones that Cosmopolitan magazine is always putting out.
We recently received a sexy package here at Fleshbot HQ containing "The Cosmo Kama Sutra," "Cosmo's Naughty Notes," and "Cosmo's Steamy Sex Games." Did they get the home fires burning? We'll let you be the judge.
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The Cosmo Kama Sutra
The classic Kama Sutra is seriously old, so clearly it's in need of an update. And who better to provide one than the editors of Cosmo? This pretty little volume (with a pink cover, of course) takes 77 sex positions and updates them for the Cosmo girl, with sexy new names (Straddle His Saddle, anyone?) and erotic instructions to explain the ins and outs of every position. Find out which is "the ultimate girl power" position and which will increase your chances of simultaneous orgasm!
Cosmo's Naughty Notes
They say actions speak louder than words, and we think the action of leaving a note full of sexy words speaks loudest of all. Really, what better way to get your man's engine burning than by leaving him a note that says "No Shirt! No Shoes! Full Service!" (Alternately, we've found that these notes are a really great way to tease and harrass coworkers. If only the adhesive backing actually kept the note stuck to something for more than five seconds.)
Cosmo's Steamy Sex Games
The crown jewel in the Cosmo sexgamiverse, this stack of 118 laminated "erotic cards" gives couples the chance to play 12 different dirty games. From A Night Of Naughty Adventure to The Call Of The Wild (more or less an ad for the "Cosmo Kama Sutra"), there's all kinds of ways to bring odd props and awkward moves into the bedroom -- and hey, some of them might even be hot!
Surely, there's someone out there who will benefit greatly from these Cosmo tips and tricks. But frankly, when we feel the urge to spice things up, we'll be sticking with things like rimmed gapes and dirtpipe milkshakes. We're just old fashioned that way.
ยท Books By Cosmo Editors (cosmopolitan.com)