Gianna Michaels & Co. Serve Up Some “Breast Meat”

Had director Eric Everhard come to us for advice on what to name his brand new tribute to mammoth mammaries and the guys who splooge all over love them, we would have told him that equating such beloved performers as Gianna Michaels to mere slabs of protein might turn off those viewers with more refined sensibilities--to say nothing of vegetarians. But he didn't ask us, and so we have no choice but to offer you a helping of "Breast Meat" for today's hardcore preview.

Then again, do people really pay much attention to porn titles except to make fun of them like we do? After all, the main thing you need to know about the movie is that it stars a bevy of porn beauties of more than ample proportions, including Jordan Star, Carolyn Reese, Laylah Diamond, Riley Evans, and the lovely Monica Foster in addition to aforementioned Fleshbot Crush Object™ Gianna. And in that regard, the title is perfect at least in that it contains the word "breast" in it.

So maybe Everhard was right after all. We'll just stick to writing for you from now on.

• "Breast Meat" (DVD info + more pics @ julesjordanvideo.com)