“Teen Brazil 3” Softly Whispers “Some Day Soon”

August 1, 2008
LANK

Have you been to Brazil? You really should go. From the favelas on the hill to the gun battles on the street, everyone is ready for a sexy good time. If you book a ticket, bring me along and I will hold Isabella on my lap just in case there's some emergency.

Anyway, the allure of Brazil includes its juicy variety of people who will have sex with you, and it's always easy to shop for bathing suits for them because you can tell what their style is from their tan lines.

"Smiles, everyone: Smiles!"

Like I would be, this man wonders why his date is smiling at you instead. But what can she say? Brazil's is a tourist-friendly economy.

You know, I believe this guy's leg hair is even distracting her.

The joy of Brazil is that, even with two men going soft inside them, its porn performers can still flash a winning smile. Would Stormy Daniels put up with that? Hell no. She'd say, "Get hard now or you're going to lose it."