Guess what? Working in a porn store isn't exactly a glamorous, teen-booty filled experience--it's actually a much more humdrum and occasionally surreal career than you might think it is, as this dispatch from the front makes abundantly clear. (Confidential to any European tourists stumbling upon this post: Bestiality porn is still illegal in the US as far as we know. So don't ask us where you can find any horse fucking videos either, k?) (popporn.com)