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A look back at our week that was ... · We're so excited for the Olympics we've decided to have our own private "pole vault" competition. · We know you're upset about Playgirl, but that's no reason to go off half-cocked. · Compared to Kayden Kross, let's face it—you're just lazy. · Funny, those Barely Legal kids don't look a day over 70! · If you get to spend time with Kylie Ireland, then just quit complaining.· Who says all pornstars have daddy issues? · No matter what you think of these girls and their fashion sense, at least their legs are warm. · Maybe we should throw in a couple of math problems next time and see how long it takes you to solve those. · Have you heard about the vaginal virgin? Save the "rear entry" jokes, because she has heard those. · Remember, the tentacles just want to love you. Don't fight it.