Shocking Miss Universe Naked Porn Scandal!

The world of international beauty contests has been rocked by a stunning revelation about the past of current Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza. It turns out that before she began her career as a beauty contestant, she used to be ... a model! And as you all know, being a model sometimes requires you to pose without clothes on, even if all your private parts are tastefully covered up in the end product. Delicate sensibilities have naturally been offended (allegedly), but in the most shocking twist of all, the Miss Universe organization could not care less--Dayana will not lose her title the way she lost her clothes. Once again, the universe is saved!

· "Miss Nudie-verse" (thesun.co.uk)