We've lived in a lot of different places, so at some point in our travels we've probably had to deal with every major cable company that exists. And you know what? They all stink. It's expensive, the signal is always conking out, and even if you're lucky enough to get the dolts who run customer service on the phone, the field technicians never show up on time. And it's all probably because every house call apparently turns into a midday sex romp on some lonely housewife's couch. Hey, we're glad these guys get so much action, but what good does that do us? If the service is down, we can't watch it anyway.. . . Click to view ยท "cable guy" (Megarotic)