Glearning To Glove Glauren Star

August 26, 2008
DASHIELL

Yes, we thought the same thing when someone first wrote to us asking about up-and-coming ass smoothie aficionado Glauren Star: that must be a typo. But it's not! We'd love to hear the story behind her unusual name--or any story about her, actually. But since all we could find in the way of a personal site was a rather uninspired MySpace page, we'll just have do with the few galleries and videos that we were able to track down. If there's one thing we have learned, though, it's that this gal is thirsty. When not mixing up various orifice-based cocktails or drinking out of porcelain bowls, she's basically having loads of filthy, filthy sex. This tattooed hottie is sort of what we imagine it would be like if Stoya and Belladonna somehow mated and got their lovechild a job at Burning Angel. (A job involving milkshakes of course.) Check out more of her small, but growing book of recipes below.