People always mock the suburbs as a boring place where nothing ever happens, but they always overlook the key drawing point of the picket fence lifestyle: the nice green backyard that the picket fence surrounds. In fact, big city folks don't realize just how much action goes on back there. Why, almost every day a bear or a wolf wanders through, or you find buried treasure under the hedges, or some girl decides to turn your lawn furniture into her own personal pleasure area! Sure, there's a lot more maintenance and upkeep, but spend one lazy (or not-so-lazy) summer afternoon back there and you'll see that it's worth it.
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