An “Elegy” For Penelope Cruz (And Her Boobs)

August 28, 2008
DASHIELL

Depending on where you live and your skill at downloading bootlegged movies, Penelope Cruz can currently be seen in the film "Elegy"--you know, one of those painfully arty independent movies that you constantly tell friends you really want to see, but never quite get around to seeing since you're too busy watching "The Pineapple Express" for the sixth time. Like every movie in that genre, it also stars Ben Kingsley. If you need more information before spending your hard earned money at the cineplex/DVD store/pay-per-view button on your TV, perhaps you'd like to know the film is based on a Philip Roth novel (so the dirty sex quotient is likely above average) and that Ms. Cruz generously exposes her breasts in it. Yes, it's an a love scene with the aforementioned Ben Kingsley, but sometimes that's the price you have to pay. Well, that plus $10. Unless you look at this gallery of stills and save yourselves a little trouble.