This is What You Should Be Doing This Weekend

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Put down that laundry, toss the morning paper and cancel your brunch plans. Get thee to a grassy knoll and whip out your johnson, because why the f*** not? You've earned it.

We're not sure where exactly Xtube user Flash_guy lives, but it looks like there's not another house for miles and no threat of driveby rubbernecking due to his plenair wank. Though skin this milky white can likely be seen from space (slater on that SPF!), so there may be some lucky astronauts getting an intergalactic peepshow.

Oh, and incidentally semen makes for great weed killer. True story.

Wanking in the Sunshine (Xtube)

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