This Straight Jock’s Ass Will Make You Want To Go Back To College

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UPDATE: Homeboy deleted his Vines. Lucky for you, I save copies of everything.

Massive props to the incomparable Matt Stopera at Buzzfeed, who confirmed again this morning that God is a gay man. It's really the only way to explain how John Magnum, a bona fide straight man on North Carolina State's baseball team, has become an overnight celebrity after twerking his beautiful ass around a locker room full of other straight dudes. God bless the Internet.

Congratulations, John. Gay men everywhere are jerking off to your ass today.

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