Amusement Parks Should Offer Mustache Rides

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Eating cotton candy while getting your dick sucked? It's like every inner fat kid's wildest dream! We have good ideas sometimes.

Were we to implement this plan and change Six Flags into, well—isn't it obvious?—Xtube user Cambcn34 would be a top candidate to lead our cocksucking tent. And not just because of his luscious 'stache (though it is pretty amazing). Not only is he expertly skilled, but when he looks up into our eyes with his mouth full of cock, something about his scrunched up eyebrows makes us think of a scary clown. A scary, sexy clown of course.

We're gonna dream about this one, that's for sure.

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