Only in Florida: Ice Humping a Mannequin

If That's Your Thing, Embrace It

In my column Only in Florida, I'll be taking you down to the Sunshine State for the latest and greatest sex stories that can only be found in the craziest state in the union.

We all have our things - that's what makes this world great. Some people are into being tied up, some people are into dressing up (in all kinds of ways), and some people just like plain old ordinary vanilla sex; there's nothing wrong with any of these. But one Florida Man enjoys using a chunk of ice as a penis and pretending to have sex with a mannequin.

Not that this story wasn't strange enough, but this Florida resident Mr. Joshua Cooper also happens to be a consultant to the Governor of the great state of Florida. Yes, it would seem Mr. Cooper's hobbies include making barbecue, being a private investigator who looks for bad things in Governor Rick Scott's opponents, and ice dildo mannequin love making enthusiast. Of course, Mr. Cooper, this picture is just a perfectly timed photo of him throwing a piece of ice at crotch level that happens to look like a penis near the skirt of a mannequin he uses to help sell BBQ at festivals. Really, it could have happened to any of us. I can't tell you the number of times I'm throwing a piece of ice at crotch level that happens to look like a penis near the skirt of a mannequin at a BBQ festivals.

Or maybe, just maybe, Mr. Cooper should just come out and admit that ice humping mannequins is his thing. I'm sure if he took that brave step, others would come out of the freezers and join him. We've all got a thing, Mr. Cooper, just embrace yours.

via Miami News Times