A Nude Claudia Lion Will Have You Roaring

Claudia Lion's Nude Body Makes It Hard to Think

Yes, I know, it's totally cliche. I have no doubt that Claudia Lion has heard a joke about people roaring for her most of her life, but damn it, it's times like this when it's hard to think. Your mind gets all cloudy with Claudia Lion's boobs and Claudia Lion's butt and Claudia Lion being all naked and stuff that you just go with the first idea you've got.

I have no idea if they are going for a 70s vibe with these Claudia Lion nude pics, but I'm kind of picking up on one. It's not really heavy handed - I'm not talking disco balls and bell-bottom 70s, but a subtle hint of sexy 70s. I don't know if I can really put it into words; as I've already stated, it's kind hard to think when Claudia Lion nude. Seriously, Claudia Lion's breasts are groovy, rad, bitchin', dope, and whatever other hip words cool people are using today. Maybe that's it - maybe Claudia Lion has a bit of timelessness to her body that gives off different vibes. There could be someone out there who is starting at Claudia Lion's nude body and thinking this is a spread from the 1980s. Of course, if that person is listening to A-ha, that might be why. 

So, yeah, we went to cliche-land and I'm only half sorry for it. I'm sorry that you had to hear that line about Claudia Lion's nude body making you roar, but I'm also not sorry because you are getting to see Claudia Lion's nude body.

photos by Carmine Di Michele