What Would You Do for Jennifer Lopez to Go Topless Again?

J-Lo's Cleavage Is Driving Me Crazy

Sorry everyone, I just can't beat around the bush with one. Jennifer Lopez in this spread in Paper Magazine is just way too damn sexy for me to handle. All I can do is stare blankly at her cleavage and run down a list of things I that would do if she would get topless again.

Seriously, you name it, I'd probably do it for the chance to see J-Lo's boobs again. Wrestle a bear? Sure, why the hell not? Get me one of those wrestling onesies and point me to the ring. Eat moldy bread? Slap some peanut butter on there and I'll call it dinner. The upset stomach and possible barfing is totally worth seeing Jennifer Lopez's breasts one more time. And yes, I know that she's known for that rear end of hers; that one bikini pic had me melting to the floor, but all these cleavage shots are really doing a number on me. I can't help it - I literally can't help myself. I can't be cute or funny or witty or anything like that. The only thing I can do is wish and hope and make a list of things I'd be will to put myself through so we could all see Jennifer Lopez topless again.

Though, I hope I'm not alone in this. I do hope there are others who might be willing to tightrope walk or handle snakes or ride a motorcycle one mile blindfolded for the love of Jennifer Lopez. What would you give or do or say to see Jennifer Lopez topless again?

photos via Paper Magazine

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