Nice Pool Toys, Sofia Vergara, and That Bird Float

I like this one ?#summerdays☀️

A post shared by Sofia Vergara (@sofiavergara) on Jun 25, 2017 at 1:17pm PDT

Hard to Concentrate When Sofia Vergara's Cleavage Is Near

I know I should probably have a ton of pool toy, flotation device, and huge canyon jokes lined up, but damn it, I hate to say that I do not. Every single time I try to stop and think of something, 30 minutes passes by and all I've been doing is staring at Sofia Vergara's amazing cleavage. I guess the puns are going to have to take a pass on this one. Sorry to disappoint.

Then again, there is no way in hell you're disappointed. Sofia Vergara's cleavage is right there, right in front of your face, disappointment is the last emotion you are feeling. Well, I guess you could have a tiny bit of disappointment if you are a bigger fan of Sofia Vergara's ass, but if there's a little hint of her glorious ass, that should give a smile. Seriously, Sofia Vergara's cleavage is one awesome... um... yeah, I got nothing. I tried, my friends, I really did, but there are no puns rattling around in my brain. Just the wonderful and truly awe-inspiring sight of Sofia Vergara's cleavage selfie.

You know what's going to happen? I'm going to finish up my day, head home, get some food, watch some TV, get ready for bed, and then the moment I close my eyes, a million puns for Sofia Vergara's cleavage is come rushing forth. I'll just have to get up and look at some Sofia Vergara cleavage to settle my mind.

via Sofia Vergara on Instagram

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